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Kenny Rogers, the Dog
We found a dog in the park. Me and Nikol, and this other girl. Walking in the middle of Elysian Park on this long dirt road, we saw in the distance what looked like a gigantic coyote or a small bear...
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Racism
I am a racist. There’s no getting around it, I’m a fucking racist. Not in the cross-burning I-hate-n*ggers kind of way but in a way where misanthropy in general channels itself through racism. Like the...
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Reader Mailbag: Are You Dead or Something?
My 4 fans ask: How come you haven’t posted in so long– did you die? No, I just took a week off. It was just such a weird week that I didn’t even beat off. Or I did, but less than usual. I have beat...
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Train Diary: Those People
I’m on the train. I’m in the “quiet car.” There is an African American couple. The woman is talking on her phone. Has been for fifty minutes. She is not quiet, in other words. I can’t tell what’s...
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Fuck the Future, Burn Your Money
I need to fail. When good shit happens it hurts. I asked for a raise. Had to wait two months to know. The whole time thinking don’t freak out. God remove my obsession with money. God let me just show...
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